Si Bujang Senang

scene: on my way back to UKM in KTM with my roommate.

it happened today in train. ada 2 orang gadis and students since they were talking about their study and future. seriously aku tak tau dorang cakap pasal ape. perubatan and whatsoever, until i heard about "posting".

si baju hijau: ....bla bla bla... kat sarawak. (i heard sarawak only)

si baju merah: sarawak??! ehh janganlah. susah wei. sane nak pegi mane2 tempat susah nak jalan. tade pape kat sane. baik ko pegi sabah! sabah kan macam KL.

si baju hijau: iye??

si baju merah: iye! lagipun sabah banyak pulau. ko boleh pegi melancong. sarawak ade ape je! Buaye ade lah!

si baju hijau: a'ah kan.

then they started whispering at each other.

pergh! aku anak jati Sarawak, gile babi lah hati ku meremuk ter-remok diremok mendengar. OMG!! masih ade lagi ke orang yang ade kepala hotak macam baju merah nie. maybe die fikir kalau die naik flight ke Kuching, BUAYA HIDUP kot jadi penyambut tetamu kat Airport Kuching. what the heck! is that what u called as 1Malaysia?! mengutok negeri orang. =.=" kalau dorang keep on saying bad things pasal sarawak tadi, memang dah lame da tersembur air liur aku kat muke pompuan 2 ekor tu bagi ceramah 1 Malaysia dalam train!

*lately asyik tersembur air liur disebabkan sang braces!*

Kalau datang Sarawak, jangan lah cabul sangat kutuk2 buaya2 kat sana. bukan apa. mulut lancang, badan tercincang. serious. buaya yang dah bertahun2 tak makan orang pun, boleh timbul n makan orang yang mempermainkan family Buaya. it may sounds funny to you, but please take it as a serious matter. orang tua pun pernah pesan "Mulut jangan cabul". Begitu lah apabila anda bercakap tentang Buaya. this is actually based on true story. sebab recently, ade kes terbaru pasal buaya makan orang kat Sarawak that happened last few weeks (try Google it). one of the reasons: Mulut 'lepas'. other reason: ajal tiba. so, berhati2 lah.

*i feel like screaming on her face "You know nothing about Sarawak, moron! So stop talking like an idiot!"*